It is still July. It's another glorious sunny day: 29 deg C on the patio. And guess what - I do not want to take up your offer of discounts on autumn clothing. Actually, I am rather hacked off that swimwear is now consigned to the sales section of your website and there's hardly any stock left. I suppose I was remiss in not thinking beach in March. Infact, I was probably ranting about being sent catalogues of skimpy clothing during subzero temperatures.

So, thank you but no thank you: I will have to take my custom elsewhere to buy a new bikini for my summer holiday.